Babble Blog: What It's Like To Be A Giant.........
"How tall are you???" A question that seems never ending in life. For the record, I'm 5'8. The thing I despise most about being a giant is the fact that I will literally never be able to wear heels without coming close to the height of the Empire State Building."Do you model??" For the record, no. So, next time you say, "I wish I was tall," be careful what you wish for.
Reasons Being Tall Sucks:
1. Your head almost touching the ceiling in every car you get into. My dad always said I'd need a sunroof to stick my neck out of since I just won't fit.
2. Everyone expects you to either play basketball, volleyball, or run. For the record, I do none of that. Have I tried? Many a times. Have I succeeded? No.
3. Pants. Oh my gosh. Pants. Cheap pants are impossible to find. Literally. Just go right to American Eagle because that's the only place you'll have any luck.
4. Long Sleeve Shirts? More like quarter length shirts.
5. Maxi Skirts? More like Ankle Skirts
6. People always assume you've grown since you last saw them. Did they ever consider that maybe they just shrunk?
7. People alwaysask if they can tell me they're going to put bricks on my head so I'll stop growing. For the record, I have stopped growing. I had an X-Ray that displayed my growth plates in my hips have capped.
8. One size fits all? More like one size fits everyone but me.
9. Dresses become shirts
10. Oh you need a long Prom Dress? Good luck with that
11. Oh you need a short Snowflake Dress? Hope you like leggings because that's what you'll be wearing under it.
12. You always get shoved to the back for group pictures. Forget those cute pants you wore for club pictures, because nobody is going to see them.
13. "What's the weather like up there?"
14. You're constantly used for shade or to block wind.
15. Oh you can't see the board in the front of the classroom? Too bad.
16. Every hug is an awkward hug.
17. Shower Heads are literally level to your head.
18. Things you should just give up on: Dating a guy that is taller than you. It's just not going to happen.
19. You're terrified of the boogey man getting your feet because the chances that they're hanging off the bed are very likely.
20. You either duck or run into tree limbs. It happens.
Babble Blog: A new thing where I just write about random stuff or about what people ask me, so feel free to make requests and I'll work on fulfilling them. I am working on including all sorts of things on my blog instead of just OOTD's because that's not what the intention of this blog is.
Reasons Being Tall Sucks:
1. Your head almost touching the ceiling in every car you get into. My dad always said I'd need a sunroof to stick my neck out of since I just won't fit.
2. Everyone expects you to either play basketball, volleyball, or run. For the record, I do none of that. Have I tried? Many a times. Have I succeeded? No.
3. Pants. Oh my gosh. Pants. Cheap pants are impossible to find. Literally. Just go right to American Eagle because that's the only place you'll have any luck.
4. Long Sleeve Shirts? More like quarter length shirts.
5. Maxi Skirts? More like Ankle Skirts
6. People always assume you've grown since you last saw them. Did they ever consider that maybe they just shrunk?
7. People always
8. One size fits all? More like one size fits everyone but me.
9. Dresses become shirts
10. Oh you need a long Prom Dress? Good luck with that
11. Oh you need a short Snowflake Dress? Hope you like leggings because that's what you'll be wearing under it.
12. You always get shoved to the back for group pictures. Forget those cute pants you wore for club pictures, because nobody is going to see them.
13. "What's the weather like up there?"
14. You're constantly used for shade or to block wind.
15. Oh you can't see the board in the front of the classroom? Too bad.
16. Every hug is an awkward hug.
17. Shower Heads are literally level to your head.
18. Things you should just give up on: Dating a guy that is taller than you. It's just not going to happen.
19. You're terrified of the boogey man getting your feet because the chances that they're hanging off the bed are very likely.
20. You either duck or run into tree limbs. It happens.
Babble Blog: A new thing where I just write about random stuff or about what people ask me, so feel free to make requests and I'll work on fulfilling them. I am working on including all sorts of things on my blog instead of just OOTD's because that's not what the intention of this blog is.
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